when you’re just about to fall asleep and nature’s like
why do anime boob mousepads exist who wants to fuck a mousepad titty
i want the pretty ladys tites to caress my wrist whilst i am trolling hard
did you just say the n word?
Thick everything. Thick thighs, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick maple syrup on my pancakes, thick everything.
I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”
boyfrirend: “im going to take you to the sexiest restaurant in town…”